I'M A GHOST!!! HELP?!?!?
So I got some instructions on how to do Astral Projection, surprisingly it worked, it's fun to go through walls and stuff. Eventually I got bored and tried entering my body which was on the bed, I couldn't enter my body!!!! I'm so scared, I want my body back, my ghost is typing this right now and I want to be able to be human again!!!! What do I do?
I don't think you need any help, you seem to be in a perfect situation, still able to manipulate the physical word but without the burden of a cumbersome body. Rejoice, you are as free as a bird. (or more than a bird actually but lets not get picky)
I think you need to watch Bill Cosby's documentary on out of body experiences, it is called Ghost Dad.