Why are you acting so cray-cray?
Well if by the first cray you mean "Mass homicidal" and by the second cray you mean "to small children", because it's fun! I think the real question is; Why are you not? That's right, it's a short answer. Deal with it.
I can't help it. At work today I was doing very well but I'm crazy and it's because my mind is looking at millions of different things at once in a set of many mirrors so everything becomes and optical illusion.